Today I knocked over some water and made Other Mommy clean it up. Ha, sucker. Then I knocked over some mail, and some books, but to my utter dismay, this did not get Other Mommy to react in any way. It's all still on the floor, the slob. She was supposed to fill my food bowl with the good food, but clearly she is denser than I thought. This new food will do, I suppose, but she had that whole jar of dried beef, which I knocked over and opened, owing to my my superior knowledge of physics, and started eating happily, but then she took it away like the fascist she is. Where's my good food? Why is she being so selfish?

And then I nuzzled heads with Other Mommy.

And then I played with the mail since it was on the floor already.

fun ideas

I think a really fun thing to do is lick radiators. It's hard to jump up though cause they are full of wholes and sometimes my paws land in a one and I start to fall. So I have to scramble up, but then when I get there it's fun. You can lick radiators for ages and they still taste good. Sometimes I lick for so long I forget and fall asleep. But what could be better then waking up on a radiator? Plus, you can lick it some more without having to jump up again, which saves time! If you don't have a radiator, other things I recommend licking are:

-walls
-marshmallows
-Mommy's hands
-Sergeant Kitty (my big sister)

If you like to chew things, I suggest paper towels. The mommies don't really like it so much, Other Mommy grumbles and Mommy pretends not to notice.

Kitty and I have been busy finding new things to do lately cause Mommy has been gone a lot. I mean, I know I'm not a kitten anymore, but it hasn't been easy. A girl can only nap so long without being petted. Right?

Does anyone ever wonder where they go? I keep trying to get out of the door and see but they always catch me and bring me back in. Kitty says that it's natural to have some curiosity, but she wouldn't risk it. What if there is no food on the other side of the door? Kitty worries about food a lot. She says I should go and sometimes eats my neck to prove the point. I think it's cause she hates to share the food bowl. I usually have to eat at night when she's already gone to bed. I think she'd miss me though.

I wish we had marshmallows. : (

I think I might have just fallen asleep, but I can't remember.