Today I knocked over some water and made Other Mommy clean it up. Ha, sucker. Then I knocked over some mail, and some books, but to my utter dismay, this did not get Other Mommy to react in any way. It's all still on the floor, the slob. She was supposed to fill my food bowl with the good food, but clearly she is denser than I thought. This new food will do, I suppose, but she had that whole jar of dried beef, which I knocked over and opened, owing to my my superior knowledge of physics, and started eating happily, but then she took it away like the fascist she is. Where's my good food? Why is she being so selfish?

And then I nuzzled heads with Other Mommy.

And then I played with the mail since it was on the floor already.